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  • Another Strange Dream

    Carlson Audio Co.

    I had the strangest dream where I was in some world (my subconscious), and these people were genuinely trying to kill me – nice try btw. On the bottom floor, there were things that I enjoyed such as a music studio. As I went higher in the building, it became more treacherous. I was running up the building trying to keep track of all of my artifacts (one being my Gibson guitar). It was almost like they were living in some sort of bird, demon house. At the very top, I remember losing my guitar. I had to confront the leader (I believe it was), after they stole my guitar. I went to confront her – not sure if it was a her, more of a demon – and she informed me that I had “failed.” I didn’t accept this fact. I turned over the room by flipping the tables and even getting my stuff back. I escaped that wretched place and took no prisoners. Nice try demons, I’ll see you tomorrow night. Amen.

  • What are dreams? (The True World)

    Since I was a child, I have always had the strangest dreams. I remember running from giants, exploring the underworld, and dancing at the most elegant balls. These were often referred to as night terrors by the doctors and my parents. Press x to doubt.

    The dream I just awoke from was quite literally the most strangest thing that has ever happened to me – which is saying something as many strange things have happened to me… It was almost like I was in a play, but I was the only one who wasn’t acting. Towards the end of this ball, when I journeyed down a grand hotel staircase, I was surrounded by souls or angels or demons or whatever these beings are. It was almost like the ball was for me, and they all started staring at me. It made me incredibly uncomfortable.

    Whatever or wherever that realm is, I am royalty there. It has left me incredibly confused. Is that my real life? There is something about dreams that scientists “do not understand.” Well, I understand. Wherever that place is, that is where I come from. I am their leader or the one they look to.

    I have always tried my best to reject this aspect of myself. Often drowning myself in marijuana, so I would not have to face this reality in my dreams. This must be why they call it “the devil’s lettuce” as it keeps you from your true form.

    What is this game of life and why am I here in the physical world? I must be here to do something – spread this knowledge, lead souls, defeat the devil… It’s so strange to me how I have never encountered the devil face to face.

    There is a story in the Bible where Jesus Christ is tempted by Satan (the Devil) to fly. The weird part about this story to me was how Jesus Christ chooses not to fly despite having the power to do so…

    When I was in high school, I practiced something called “lucid dreaming.” This is where, in your waking life, you become incredibly aware of the world around you, so much so that you can tell whether you are dreaming. Well, I could tell. In my dreams, I would often realize I was dreaming and then immediately start flying around. This process was effortless for me. How come Jesus Christ could not fly, but I am able to without any practice?

    In my dreams, I have faced incredible evil – unlike anything I have seen in this physical realm. I will not be gaslit anymore. That is my true reality. As much as I am incredibly scared to be the leader of the souls, I understand why I am royalty there. I accept my position. Now all that’s left is to figure out why I am here in this physical world…

  • Engineering Feats

    Engineering Feats

    What are you most proud of in your life?

    I am incredibly proud of my personal life, but I will hold off on that one for now…

    It’s pretty incredible what I’ve been able to accomplish in engineering. I have been classically trained as a studio engineer and soon to be electrical engineer.

    I have used these skills to create marvelous creations such as all of my songs. My most recent invention is actually a physical synth, so stay tuned on that one.

  • 2008 Election

    2008 Election

    What major historical events do you remember?

    For some reason, I remember the 2008 election between I think Obama and McCain really prominent. I’m sure this was around the time of the pricing crash, and seems like the modern introduction to politics for me.

    I was 8 years old, and I couldn’t understand why so many people disagreed when it came to politics… I still don’t understand, but mainly why the other side thinks the way they do lolololol

  • Should I have been a construction worker?

    Should I have been a construction worker?

    What alternative career paths have you considered or are interested in?

    Honestly, I feel as though I would be really good in construction. Fortune has found me when I have built things such as when I was an AV technician.

    I feel as though I would be really good as a construction worker. I really enjoy using my hands, brain, and not being bored lol.

    Nothing against construction workers fr. I bet they have it pretty hard being all hard-working and all. Sometimes working as an engineer informs my construction work, and sometimes it’s the other way around.

  • I would pay not to go to the moon

    I would pay not to go to the moon

    How much would you pay to go to the moon?

    Dawg… are you crazy? Going to the moon is for astronauts not musicians. I would pay you $5 to keep me off that shuttle and maybe even more!

  • Hello world!

    Hi world, hope everyone is chilling out there!